The Tale of Jenny Jump and The Puking Monster....
Once upon a time in a far away place where Jenny Jumps, lived 4 best friends. The first is Snob. Snob was a large man with the strength of a bear and a crew cut that no one, not even the man who invited crew cuts, Sargent General Crew, could hold a candle to. Snob wore a long brown duster an India Jones hat. Every time he walked in the room, the sound track of an old western would magically chime in annoying everyone around him. I mean really… who want to hear ooo oooo ooo ooo ooo… wham wham wham- Every time you saw someone. The next was Smanet. Smanet was a kind soul who, when not drugged on sleeping medicine, could concur the world armed only with a candelier, and air mattress, a rug, and a home made table cloth … and did once before on Septermber 16 1997. Yes, that day, the world belonged to Smanet. But, in her stooper from the sleeping meds, she forgot to change the candles in her candelier and the world was lost of out her graps. Bast you Snob of your incessant snoring causing all of those around you wear ear plugs and take sleeping medicine…. Nose strips Snob … Nose strips!
This third was name Lips. Yes… from her name you can presume why she was called that…. Her eyes were huge. Although Lips was small in stature, she was as feisty as a goat on Canadian Thanksgiving. Lips was the only one who ventured outside of the grounds. She talked about his farway magical place called “work”. She came back with horror stories of how she was lock in a glass cage all day. Forced to touch the most vile and bacteria infested paper and do things that involved locking hard round things with pictures imprinted on them in some sort of vault. The forth best friend was Smashlee. Yes as you can tell by the name she was gentle and kind… And all though she had and incisive problem with constant sleep walking, her friends didn’t seem to mind. After all, one was always at “work”, one was knocked out on sleeping medication and the other snored so loud that he didn’t hear Smashlee walking about the cabin.
Little did they know what horrific, terrible, dreadful, appalling thing was about to take place in their very beloved home…..
(dun dun duuuuuuuuun)
To be conintued……
(can you tell I’m bored at work)
Once upon a time in a far away place where Jenny Jumps, lived 4 best friends. The first is Snob. Snob was a large man with the strength of a bear and a crew cut that no one, not even the man who invited crew cuts, Sargent General Crew, could hold a candle to. Snob wore a long brown duster an India Jones hat. Every time he walked in the room, the sound track of an old western would magically chime in annoying everyone around him. I mean really… who want to hear ooo oooo ooo ooo ooo… wham wham wham- Every time you saw someone. The next was Smanet. Smanet was a kind soul who, when not drugged on sleeping medicine, could concur the world armed only with a candelier, and air mattress, a rug, and a home made table cloth … and did once before on Septermber 16 1997. Yes, that day, the world belonged to Smanet. But, in her stooper from the sleeping meds, she forgot to change the candles in her candelier and the world was lost of out her graps. Bast you Snob of your incessant snoring causing all of those around you wear ear plugs and take sleeping medicine…. Nose strips Snob … Nose strips!
This third was name Lips. Yes… from her name you can presume why she was called that…. Her eyes were huge. Although Lips was small in stature, she was as feisty as a goat on Canadian Thanksgiving. Lips was the only one who ventured outside of the grounds. She talked about his farway magical place called “work”. She came back with horror stories of how she was lock in a glass cage all day. Forced to touch the most vile and bacteria infested paper and do things that involved locking hard round things with pictures imprinted on them in some sort of vault. The forth best friend was Smashlee. Yes as you can tell by the name she was gentle and kind… And all though she had and incisive problem with constant sleep walking, her friends didn’t seem to mind. After all, one was always at “work”, one was knocked out on sleeping medication and the other snored so loud that he didn’t hear Smashlee walking about the cabin.
Little did they know what horrific, terrible, dreadful, appalling thing was about to take place in their very beloved home…..
(dun dun duuuuuuuuun)
To be conintued……
(can you tell I’m bored at work)
